We have a new door lock!
Because we got locked out.
It was like a movie scene. I walk out first, laundry in hand. Chris follows me. The door slams and he gets that look of terror. "Do you have the keys!?"
I guess I was proud of us though, we tried real hard to break in and couldn't do it. Apparently we are quite secure.
$160 later, we have a beautiful new knob that will NEVER allow us to lock ourselves out again.