Thursday, August 28, 2008

An Open Letter

Dearest Escrow Company,

I hate your stinking guts. You make me sick.

Your job is to make my life easy. You're supposed to gather and organize. You're supposed to know your shit. This does not include calling me 20 minutes before I'm scheduled to arrive at your office and suggest that maybe we sign on another day. This does not include calling me at 12:30 in a mad panic to get paperwork signed (that you forgot to include in the original signing, so it's your fault really) by 4:00 and then never emailing it or returning my multiple phone calls. This does not include forgetting to get the deed from the seller until the day before we close, thusly pushing closing back to the next business day which is essentially four days due to a holiday weekend.

I hate you.

Jordana

3 comments:

: : Aileen : : said...

That totally blows!! Let's hope you still close and the sellers aren't anal about you not closing on time. Have a great weekend and hopefully you're keeping busy. I'm loving your work!! I am eyeing a lens I want so bad so I can practice some self photography lessons.

Jen said...

I'm sorry that the escrow people blow. when we closed on our place, they pushed it back a week 24 hours before we were set to close...my mom was flying down to help me paint and everything. I was SO MAD. unfortunately, there's nothing you can do about it. literally at least half of the people i know that own homes have their closings pushed back last minute. i mean WTF.

hope you can close soon though so you can start redecorating!

Christopher Hazel said...

wow. did you ever close? I am on pins and needles!